What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 08:11

Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Moonraker
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.